April 17th - 22nd

** BEST "NICKNAME OF THE NIGHT" AWARD **
{** Enter **} XxWhoAmIxX << we don't know

** BEST "NICKNAME CHANGE OF THE NIGHT" AWARD **
(STGWeasel) canSlacker!
(CanCathy) lol
(CanCathy) no im "canhurtuifiwant"

** BEST "GENTLEMAN OF THE NIGHT" AWARD **
(Simper) gg gl u2 in r ty pard enjoyed
(stylistkathi) ty simper
(Simper) ur most welcome lil lady
(Simper) ty much STG for yet anotha wonda ful T

** BEST "CONFUSED PLAYER OF THE NIGHT" AWARD **
(nukernil) so if we lose 1st round and have a 2nd chance is better than winning 1st round
(STGLynn) huh
(STGenie) if u like to lose and still play.. then yes.. its better lol
(STGLynn) if u win.. it's good
(STGLynn) lose bad
(nukernil) if the people who lost 1st round win the 2nd  they keep playing
(nukernil) but if u win 1st rd and lose 2nd rd u done
(STGenie) right..
(STGLynn) would someone who isn't on drugs please answer nuke
(MemphisStud) no one hear qualifies
(nukernil) so is better to lose 1st round and win 2nd round

** BEST "HELPER OF THE NIGHT" AWARD **
(KehiRori) u got to shut table down and reopen monte
(KehiRori) monte u have to shut table down it screws up the score board
(STGenie) someone else leave?
(KehiRori) cmon prissy get in yr seat
* STGLynn names kehi best widdle helper of the nite
(KehiRori) hehehe shup
(KehiRori) cmon prissy before someone else takes yr seat
(hhprissy)   im on a nudder table  now
(STGLynn) omg
(STGenie) oooooooo prissy is in trouble  lol
(STGenie) no table hopping allowed
(STGMagic) #1 trouble maker prissy lol
(STGLynn) as soon as a player sits.. it goes to scoreboard now.... so stay seated plz

** BEST "BRAT(S) OF THE NIGHT" AWARD **
>>>> KehiRori & EvilLilWitch <<<<<
(STGenie) scoreboard is wrong
(STGMagic) fix it
(STGenie) u fix it
(STGLynn) if a player sits.... then gets up...   it messes scoreboard up
(STGLynn) so quitit lol
(EvilLilWitch) oh mannnnnnnnnnnnnn
(EvilLilWitch) im so going to get up
(STGLynn) of course u are
* KehiRori gets off table  then gets on again just to upset da scoreboard for mz10
(bidurcards) witchy u causin problems again
* STGLynn pulls chair out from under kehi .hehehe
(EvilLilWitch) i am soooooo wanting to be evil tonight
(KehiRori) wasnt sitting then hahaha
(EvilLilWitch) always bid you know me
(Mystic) STGLynn has set EvilLilWitch's muted status to True.
(STGLynn) hehehehe
(STGLynn) who's evil now witchy? lol
EDITOR'S NOTE: picture evilLilWitch table hoppin here
(EvilLilWitch) is your score board messed up now lynn
(STGLynn) rofl witchyyy

OVERHEARD IN LOBBY:

*** hey vamp.. she's busy getting her brat's award! ***
(TheVampyre) Witchy!
(EvilLilWitch) yes vampy
(KehiRori) vammmmmmmmmpy
(TheVampyre) get that Sexy Butt bk to this table now!
(EvilLilWitch) quit looking at my butt vamp
(STGMagic) i would but i wasn't playin
(STGLynn) *cough       magic lol
(STGMagic) lol

*** Lets play.. "who's going to open" it's fun! ***
(STGWeasel)  @table:51 luvinthisgame/badpanther vs Freebird/WebTaylor
(STGWeasel) whoever can open 51, please open
(xxraygirl) i willllllllllllll
<<< wise gal #1
(jokerz) oh  i can  open  <<< wise gal #2
(Freebird) ugg
(Freebird) can u open?
(STGenie) web?
(STGenie) free?
(STGWeasel) luv? panther?
(xxraygirl) look ......genie is playin word association
(Freebird) I can open but was waiting her to
(WebTaylor) yes
(STGenie) oh.. one of u open
(Freebird) its already opened
(STGenie) lol
(STGenie) ty
(STGWeasel) free feel free to open!
(Freebird) lol ok

*** will the real evil please stand up.. ***
(jokerz) <<<not  sayin a word  witch
(sherrycone) whos a witch lol
(xxraygirl) who you callin witch
(EvilLilWitch) Im a witch im a witch and proud of it
(xxraygirl) not me
(xxraygirl) im just plain evil
(EvilLilWitch) no your not i am..... i dont see evil in you name

*** STG does NOT stand for Summon the Gurney! ***
* STGenie FINALS! @table:10 mpeter/leescrab vs Ayah/luckyru
(ayah) we can just NOT play and take a ribbon??
(luckyru) Weasel....hope you still remember cpr cuz like I said Iast night will have heart attack if I win LOL
(LeesCrab) don;t worry i no plan on ya winning and i have nitro
(STGWeasel) dont be doing that.
(xxraygirl) ^_____^^__^^________^_______^____________^^__________  cpr strip
(xxraygirl) yer good
(ayah) lucky?
(ayah) 10
(luckyru) ok.....I just have my chest ready to pin the ribbon on then lol
(LeesCrab) if lucky don't get to table will never win or lose
(STGenie) 10 lucky lol
(STGMagic) then you will bleed to death
(xxraygirl) omgggg savages

*** technically jokerz was right.. she was out in 1st round of BOTH tourneys ***
(EvilLilWitch) i have to stick around and see if them ppl with nice names win
(jokerz) no i didnt  witch
(jokerz) i out first  round
(xxraygirl) second
(xxraygirl) you went to losers
(jokerz) lol
(xxraygirl) heh
(EvilLilWitch) well  i have to see if josh wins....
(EvilLilWitch) LOL
(jokerz) yes forgot was with u
(EvilLilWitch) well theres your problem jokerz
(jokerz) dont  know why  we dont jsut start  down  there
(xxraygirl) cuz............................
(jokerz) turn up heat   bring  sweater and go to the basement

*** Maybe Weasel was reading about Lucky's win on the sports page.. uh huh ***
(STGenie) `°¤.¸(¯`The Genies´¯)¸.¤°´ congratulates EUCHRE WINNERS Ayah/luckyru & RU mpeter/leescrab
(luckyru) Where is that Weasel ..........I am waiting for a big hug or the paddles LOL
(STGenie) not sure where he is
(STGMagic) maybe he needs cpr
(luckyru) lmao
(luckyru) well tell him I said a big TY
(STGWeasel) sorry..was on the sports page 
Editor's Note: No wonder he never knows what's going on..
(TheVampyre) lol
(luckyru) Hey no sports Weasel..........big event just happened here
(STGenie) lol lucky
(EvilLilWitch) go figure a man on the sports page
(STGWeasel) wtg VeryLuckyru!
(luckyru) lol ty ty
(STGMagic) and a remote in other hand
(TheVampyre) it has to be done sometimes Witchy
(STGWeasel) yes it does :)
(luckyru) hehehe............typical Man lol
(luckyru) Catch you all later............thx again for the pretty red ribbon!!!!!!!!!!