June 17th

Winners:
Micsha/BennyHill mash many members to march!!
RU - mlady/boooo

Consolation Winners:
Simmper & WarmHeart set..shoot..and score !
RU - Quixsdraw/stylistkathi

Magic!!

** BEST "LINE OF THE NIGHT" AWARD **
(Pinocle)
(STGWeasel) Pin is shootin blanks

** BEST "NICKNAME OF THE NIGHT" AWARD **
{** Enter **} Kramit
(MysticPizza) oh my......kramit?
(Madisyn) his real name is: Tim Ark
(Kramit) my name is Mark so you see backwards is kram and it is kramit
(MysticPizza) ahhhhhh
*EDITOR'S NOTE: you were close Madi!

** BEST "FIREMAN OF THE NIGHT" AWARD **
(KatieKool)            Happy      Ì Ì Ì Ì        Birthday
* STGWeasel ***  This is a REGULAR euchre tourney
* STGWeasel ***  AND a consolation tourney all wrapped up in one :)
* STGWeasel ***  SO PLEASE DON'T LEAVE  if you lose in FIRST ROUND !!
(KatieKool)              (¯`´¯)   ϯ*¯*¯*¯Ï    (¯`´¯)
(KatieKool)                ` ·´  ϯ*¯*¯*¯*¯*¯Ï  ` · ´
(KatieKool)                            MAGIC!!!!
(KatieKool) man weasel killed it magic
(STGMagic) bad wease lol
(STGWeasel) lol
(STGenie) bad weasel
(WarmHeart) looks like he was trying to blow out the candles
(KatieKool) well she couldnt of blown em all out anyways lol
* KatieKool duckin
(STGenie) weasel was just trying to keep the smoke detectors from going off

OVERHEARD IN LOBBY:

** Was this a euchre tournament or a cafateria?? **
(KatieKool) open for potluck on tbl 9
(LadyZeee)                   free pizza  on  10    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

** Well he knew what i meant!! **- Weas
(MysticPizza) Why does the table say Calypso Euchre???
(STGWeasel) cause they couldnt spell Jamacian
(STGenie) jawhat?
(MysticPizza) Google says......Did you mean: jamaican?
(STGenie) u needed google to tell ya that pizza?

** Maybe he's one of the "IN" crowd :) **
(Shutterbug) am I in ?
(STGWeasel) in what?

** We dont consider them 'losers', we call them 'winning challenged' :) **
(txcowboy) it just aint right to put us losers at the bottom of the barrell
(STGenie)  least we let ya stay tx lol
(txcowboy) its discrimination
(txcowboy) lol

** Money talks.. :) **
(MysticPizza) And here I thought if I sent her a bday card Magic would give me some GOOD cards but NOOOOOO
(STGMagic) send cash lol
(MysticPizza) oooooooo

** Does he mean maybe next time they'll suck too? **
(Mystic) (Table 61) (Final): speedshift/hhprissy(10) vs. Ayah/txcowboy(3)
(txcowboy) we suck p
(ayah) no kidding
(txcowboy) maybe next time

** That's pretty 'low' :) **
(Mystic) (Table 63) (Final): wickbergmd/SkunksHIGH(10) vs. Jofra/nienna(3)
(JoFra) gga  they ran threw us like a lawn mower
(nienna) i was the snail under the mower p

** Next year we may need to bring the hook and ladder :) **
(STGMagic) i did have cake, but wease stepped in the middle of it
(STGWeasel) i was tryin to stomp out the fire !
(STGMagic) oh yea lol
(STGMagic) need the whole force for that lol
(STGWeasel) i need bigger shoes !

** Next time i'll just 'butt' out :) **
(Simper) i gotta say somethin
(STGWeasel) is it bad or good
(Simper) i really appreciate u guys
(STGWeasel) ok..then u can say that
(STGenie) i hear a but?
(STGenie) hmmm maybe not lol
(Simper) for being such a small group ya'll never have dissapointed the players by not makein ya'lls tournies
(STGWeasel) he called us small !!!
(STGWeasel) simp..i think genie wants to see your but!
(SwtMagnolia) WE ALL appreciate you guys
(STGMagic) wow how nice :)
(STGenie) thanks swt
(Simper) ok i gotta cam wha's ur yahoo lol
(WarmHeart) we all like to see simp's butt
(STGWeasel) not me !
(WarmHeart) oh you would have you see it weasel
(WarmHeart) you'll be the first begging for more
(STGWeasel) i highly doubt that.
(Simper) Y..suh whateva do u mean?
(WarmHeart) weasel you can show yours too with simp and we'll be judges
(STGWeasel) this is not a booty brigade !
(WarmHeart) come on guys....give the women what they want
(STGWeasel) ok warm..here ya go ... (_l_)
(stylistkathi) gosh weas is mooning us now
* WarmHeart is all flushed now
(WarmHeart) can you shake it
(STGWeasel) (_/_) (_l_) (_\_) (_/_)(_/_) (_l_) (_\_) (_/_)(_/_) (_l_) (_\_) (_/_)(_/_) (_l_) (_\_) (_/_)
(STGMagic) it never stops once it starts
(WarmHeart) woooooooo hoooooooooo
* WarmHeart puts up an 8
(STGWeasel) lol
(WarmHeart) ok simp, your turn
(Simper) can i have fries with that shake
(stylistkathi) oh my i am swooning at all the butt
(STGWeasel) i guess i need a choreographer
* WarmHeart puts up a -3 for what simp just gave

** Is there a Doctor in the house? er...lobby? **
{** Enter **} illplayspades
(WarmHeart) illllllllllllll : )
(STGWeasel) call a medic..warm said she's ill
(illplayspades) ge warmy:}}
(illplayspades) <<<<<<<<<<<<medic :}}}

** Guess we're really scraping the 'bottom' now .. :)  **
(Simper) (_!_)
(WarmHeart) ok...judges need to regroup on simper's new effort
(STGenie) cute simp
(WarmHeart) hmmmmmmmmm
(WarmHeart) is there any more you can give the judges simp?
(WarmHeart) it's a tough call
(Simper) no tha's just a sample the rest cost
(STGWeasel) lol
(STGenie) i will give simp an 8 for being so polite
* WarmHeart gives simp a 5
(WarmHeart) we don't pay for more
* WarmHeart congratulates weasel for a job well done!!!

** Or Missing Person's Bureau **
(BennyHill) we lost tincat on 11
(DHKoul) call the FBI

** Quick..the polls are still open a few more hours :) **
(Quixsdraw) vote 1 if u like stg genie best  or 2 for magic...or 3 for the weasel
(Quixsdraw) and 4 for koul
(Quixsdraw) i vote 1
(STGWeasel) i vote tie for 1st with magic an genie
(Beryle) I'm gonna vote 1 on that quix lol  I might get the sack otherwise  lol
(STGWeasel) and 12th place lynn
(STGenie) lol
(STGWeasel) and 25th bear
(STGMagic) lol
(STGMagic) we wont sack ya
(Beryle) lol weasel
(DHKoul) Lynn for president!!
(STGMagic) or will we
(STGWeasel) when did koulie sneak in here?

** Not sure how we went from tongue to Koul and the Gang.. :) **
(STGenie) is it over yet?
(STGenie) i am getting hungry
* Beryle has already eaten
* DHKoul passes Genie some home baked pecan pie ..... yummy....
(STGWeasel)  Beryle has already eaten crow
(Beryle) ewwwwwwwwww
(DHKoul) shes aussie they eat anything lol
(STGWeasel) lol
(STGMagic) kangaroos to
(DHKoul) whatever looks like meat lol
(DHKoul) weasel is chicken in Australia lol
(STGWeasel) koul's gonna be dead duck in STG !
(Beryle) actually speaking of trying anything, hubby cooked up some tongue last night  lol we had that for dinner
(Beryle) it tastes just like corned meat, genie
(WarmHeart) cow's tongue bear?
(DHKoul) the STG's and Koul have an agreement lol
(Simper) cow tongue is really good
(WarmHeart) most tender beef there ever is
(WarmHeart) big enough to feed a family of 4
(Simper) i aways said a lil tongue in the mornin is the best way to start the day lol
(STGWeasel) i think Koul's tryin to take over stgs..so she can call it..
(STGWeasel) Koul and the Gang
(DHKoul) lmao
(DHKoul) not a bad idea weas

** We may not get much work done, but we have fun :) **
* DHKoul smacks Weasel upside the head!!
(STGenie) oooooooo do that again
(STGMagic) he's one side is all messed up now
(STGMagic) get the other side
* STGWeasel ducks and watches Koul smack Magic's butt
(DHKoul) lol
(STGMagic) hey
* DHKoul is loading her gun
* STGWeasel is taking out his "Heater" to melt Koul
(Simper) uh....ur heater might just get u in trouble lol
(DHKoul) u tell him simp
* WarmHeart is all ears as to what simp is about to say
(STGenie) use my gun.. koul
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(STGWeasel)          \( \  o\/o   / )/
(STGWeasel)          \_, '-/  \-' ,_/
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(STGWeasel)      /         '----'        \
(STGWeasel) oh..sorry..i thought you said 'ghoul'
* DHKoul is shinig her boot!

** Maybe next DH tourney you should wear a catcher's mask, Benny **
(BennyHill) the STG  TD's did an exceptional job...  DH  TD's performance... ummm  keep working on it
(STGenie) smack benny.. koul lol
(DHKoul) i do thaton a daily basis Genie lol
(BennyHill) me?  she loves me

** Welcome to STG's R rated Euchre.. :) **
(FloridaGuy) host for 10 dollars i will tell ya warmheart secrets
(STGenie) lol hmmmm
(WarmHeart) tell me too FlGuy...love to know
(FloridaGuy) rofl
(FloridaGuy) as the ole saying goes you bear it ill share it
(ayah) floridaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(WarmHeart) dang, who you asking to bare it ??
(FloridaGuy) ayahhhhh
(WarmHeart) ayah won't bare it
(WarmHeart) will she?

** We got it on 'tape' bing :) **
(Simper) bing i need a brb please
(DHBing) ok hon
(DHBing) no charge today
(Nibblez) lol
(DHBing) oo
(DHBing) did i say dat????????
(KatieKool) u win a lottery bing?
(DHBing) wow i must be sick
(KatieKool) indeed!
(DHBing) no screen shots allowed