June 13th

Winners:
WarmHeart & simper sample the sweet taste of success!!
RU - LadyBobs/SwtMagnolia

Consolation Winners:
forgottenfate & jokerz jump for joy after jubilant win!
RU - squirrlygrl/sugarbytes


** BEST "LINE OF THE NIGHT" AWARD **
(Johnnybobcat) we lost tincat
(LadyBobs) careless devils

** BEST "USER OF ABBREVIATIONS NO ONE ELSE KNOWS" AWARD **
(Simper) ((((((((((((((Warm))))))))))))))))))
(WarmHeart) MVSLF : ))
<< inquiring minds want to know.. ok, I want to know!

** BEST "BRAT(S) OF THE NIGHT" AWARD
>>>>>> txcowboy & STGWeasel <<<<<<
(txcowboy) tomorrow is my birthday people...i expect presents, cake and a stripper....okay
(STGWeasel) you're taking paint off your walls, tx?
(EvilLilWitch) happy birthday cowboy
(bobkat) Happy Birthday tx
(STGLynn) i can bake a cake... and get nekkid.. but forget presents tx
(txcowboy) forget nekkid too
(STGLynn) ROFL
(STGWeasel) take the cash instead, tx
(STGLynn) shup u2
(STGLynn) your loss.... lol
(STGWeasel) lets see..cake? or lynn naked..
(STGWeasel) id say..
(STGMagic) cake
(txcowboy) cake
(STGWeasel) 'there goes my diet !
(STGLynn) weas wants me baddddddd

OVERHEARD IN LOBBY:

** Being #1 will always get you in the Chat **
(txcowboy) table 2 started
(txcowboy) tatttle tale me
(Sprogg) we holding lynn  
<< table 2 player
(STGenie) tx is a tattletaleeeeee
(txcowboy) yep
(STGenie) but thats ok tx.. tell us everythingggggg
(STGenie) we're nosey
(STGLynn) sprogg is holding me?
(STGMagic) did 2 start?
(LadyBobs) we not playing, we thinking  
<<< table 2 player
(STGLynn) lol lady
(txcowboy) okay i was born on a dark and stormy night
(STGenie) lol tx
(STGenie) #1 sub tattletale tx
(txcowboy) ty
(txcowboy) lol

** Next time eat while they run the rules..thats what Lynn does :) **
(EvilLilWitch) rules who needs them.....................................................
(STGLynn) i do
(MysticPizza) You tell em, Witchy!!!!!!
(EvilLilWitch) why just so you can break them lynn
(STGLynn) i forget how to do this from wk to wk
(STGLynn) lol

** There's a method to her madness.. :) **
(PriceLessOne) .                                   Ì Ì Ì Ì
(PriceLessOne) .             (¯`´¯)    ϯ*¯*¯*¯Ï   (¯`´¯)
(PriceLessOne) .             ` ·´ ϯ*¯*¯*¯*¯*¯Ï  `· ´
(PriceLessOne) .               Happy Birthday!!!  txcowboy
(STGenie) who blew the candles off the cake? lol
(PriceLessOne) hey u ddnt have to blow the candale off '
(STGLynn) lol
(PriceLessOne) lol
(STGLynn) i moved the candles... get to cake easier that way

** Some ppl just love to see their name in lights! ** -by Weas
(STGWeasel) mejome/privdancer
(STGWeasel) mejome/privdancer
(STGWeasel) mejome/privdancer
(STGLynn) i like that... weas is making players guess the table

** anyone else ever wonder if Magic has a headache after our tourneys? **
(LilMissShell) finest left
(STGMagic) timing finest
(STGenie) keep an eye on dolly.. magic
(jokerz) kick dolly  magic
(STGLynn) time frog
{** Enter **} CeeSHEFROG
(STGLynn) purty plz
(STGLynn) untime froz
(STGLynn) time wick plz
(STGMagic) timin wick
(STGMagic) cause lynn said so
(KittyKatz) and skunk
(STGLynn) oops wick's pard left now
(STGMagic) skink leave?
(KittyKatz) yep
(STGLynn) genie probably told them to lol

** Evil's big secret..to be continued... :) **
(STGLynn) my computer guy installed a server .... so far the thing ain't served nuttin to me
(STGMagic) get a new guy
(STGLynn) still waiting
(STGLynn) all it does is sit there
(STGWeasel) put it closer to the fridge
(STGLynn) ohhh
(STGLynn) good idea
(STGMagic) click that little thing where you put the cd's in, maybe a pancake might come out
(EvilLilWitch) its not his fault its the person trying to run the puter lynn
(STGLynn) LOL bm witchypoo
(EvilLilWitch) but lynn i havent had my rabies shot for the year yet
(STGLynn) rofl   gawd she's witty tonite.. somebody mute her 
(STGLynn) hehe
(EvilLilWitch) lol
(STGWeasel) i know why she's feisty :)
(STGLynn) ut oh whut'd u do weas
(EvilLilWitch) hush weasel
(STGWeasel) she made me promise ..i cant tell..Til tomorrow !
(EvilLilWitch) dont make me slap you
(STGLynn) weas made witchy feisty?         no way!
(EvilLilWitch) WEASEL
(STGLynn) i've known him for umpteen years and he never feisted me up

** Someone switched my k and l keys..i swear! ** -Weas
{** Enter **} Joli
(STGWeasel) joki !!
(STGWeasel) oops
(STGWeasel) getting like magic !
(STGMagic) joki?

** If she booted a sub, would it be a 'Foot Long'?**
(Joli) so you  need a sub?
(STGLynn) i could use a sub .......      ham and cheese plz
(Joli) well throw some of the people out then :-)) // not me
(STGMagic) #2 joki
(STGLynn) can i boot witchy for ya?
(EvilLilWitch) you leave your foot right where it is lynn
(STGLynn) rofl

** I read this may be a side effect from eating Oreos.. :) **
(STGenie) ok lobby going too fast now
(STGMagic) yea thought it was me lol
(EvilLilWitch) what cant keep up genie
(STGenie) no.. i'm eating my oreosssssssssss
(STGenie) magic has it covered tho
(Mystic) (Table 8) (Final): mysticdevil/tincat(10) vs. KodaBear/KittyKatz(9)
(STGenie) koda and kitty thanks for joining us!
* STGMagic PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE IF YOU LOSE IN FIRST ROUND!!
(STGenie) oops
(STGMagic) noooooooooooo
(STGMagic) table 8 dont leave
(STGenie) doh..  the only one i did too!

** She musta sat in the front row of the Magic & Weasel Class of Typos **
(butterflygirl) gosh my computer wont quit freexing

** Lynn did you take the butter off table 1?? **
(scanners) ohhhhhhhhhhh butterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr table 1 plz

** Hold the Mustard, Katie! **
(KatieKool) need a sub?
(STGLynn) yes katie.. i been trying to get one all dang nite... ham and cheese

** They get sooooooooo excited when they play in an STG Tourney :) **
(STGLynn) why are my winners leaving ? lol
(STGLynn) time andrew
(jillie) skunkDude is high <<< oooo another tattletale!
(STGMagic) dunno why we use rules lol
(KittyKatz) lol
{** Enter **} wickbergmd
(wickbergmd) lol
(wickbergmd) i did it again
(STGWeasel) they dont break our rules..they just ignore them
(EvilLilWitch) see told you there was no reason to have them
{** Enter **} SkunksHIGH
(STGLynn) @Table:55 wickbergmd/SkunksHIGH ~¥§~ KodaBear/KittyKatz

** No wonder they rejected my job application at Dictionary.com ** -Weas
(LadyBobs) we have infinite patience
(STGWeasel) we have infinate wisdom
(LadyBobs) we know that
(STGWeasel) we just cant spell infinite
(STGenie) we?
(STGWeasel) u too, genie? cool
(LadyBobs) that was the Royal 'we'
(STGenie) looks like its just you  lol
(STGLynn) lol
(STGLynn) we are not pleased
(LadyBobs) are u then amused?
(STGWeasel) we aim to please tho

** YOU tell 'em, Magic ! **
(STGMagic) visit thegenies.com for some funny lobby chat
(STGMagic) while your there read the rules lol

** Poor Warm and her p...er..nevernind :) **
(Simper) i need a brb
(STGenie) ok simp
(WarmHeart) nooooo
(WarmHeart) make him hold it
(WarmHeart) no wait
(WarmHeart) he sits at my table
(WarmHeart) i ok the brb
(STGenie) there's the p stuff again.. it follows warm around
(WarmHeart) lol
(STGLynn) umm
(WarmHeart) yeah, what's up with that?
(STGLynn) lol
(STGenie) not sure.. lol
(STGenie) weasel started it
(STGLynn) shame on u genie.. u know weas never starts anything
(STGLynn) psst weas...that check in mail yet?
(WarmHeart) hmmmmmm he really must have needed the brb

** Lots gets away from him, actually .. :) **
(STGWeasel) SwtMagnolia/LadyBobs ..u2 got a bye to the finals... our rules state Canadians cannot host tables in finals unless the opps are Canadian,
(STGWeasel) or we have 2 Canadian teams.
(SwtMagnolia) lol
(STGenie) ignore him.. we do
(LadyBobs) roflmpo
(STGWeasel)  in which case, if we have two canadian teams..both are disqualified
(LadyBobs) its the American Plan???
(STGenie) he doesnt know where he is going with that macro lady  lol
(STGenie) it kinda got away from him..

** Take the laptop with ya, its much easier :) **
(Simper) can i have another brb|?
(WarmHeart) dang
(WarmHeart) what you drinking??

** It didn't sound sincere to me either, Fate :) **
(Mystic) (Table 63) (Final): jokerz/forgottenfate(10) vs. wickbergmd/KodaBear(0)
(jokerz) sorry u2
(STGenie) wow jokerzz taking no prisoners tonight
(EvilLilWitch) sure you are jokerz
(jokerz) lol
(ForgottenFate) i wouldnt believe her either
(ForgottenFate) :P
(jokerz) lol and we was  nice

** Good thing she didn't yell FIRE!! **
(STGenie) are we almost done here?????
(STGenie) i tired
(STGWeasel) nope..dont even think of leaving
(EvilLilWitch) no genie just starting
(STGenie) someone boot meeeeee
(STGenie) i'll give ya a ribbon
(jokerz) i   help  ya  genie
(STGenie) lol ok jokerz  help
(jokerz) ok  everyone out!!!!

** She wasn't too good at "Pin the tail on the donkey" at parties either, Jokerz **
(STGMagic) wtgu2 ! you have been pinned
(jokerz) ya  mean u stabbed  me
(STGenie) magic.. get her a bandaid
(STGenie) medic... we need a medic in hereeeeeee