May 30th

** BEST "Dyslexic Typer of THE NIGHT" AWARD **
{** Enter **} ratler
(STGWeasel) hi traler

** BEST “My drugs kicked in too early tonight” AWARD **
(STGenie) (/SYS) magic's computer died..
(STGLynn) (/SYS) either her computer died or she was planting a tree...
i couldn't tell.. she talks funny
(DCODMNeeter) (/SYS) lmao

OVERHEARD IN LOBBY:

*** Like having a Bouncer at the door! ***
(STGenie) does anyone know where magic is?
(jokerz) did disappearin act  maybe
(STGenie) she was suppose to open the room tonight..
(jokerz) oh  we so help ya genie
(STGenie) lol jokerz
(jokerz) that  a no?
(STGenie) u can help lol u are always helpful!
(STGenie) you take care of beryle for me.. and xxraygirl
(jokerz) id  get rid  of  riff raff but ya  let xx in already
(STGenie) and take pizza too lol

*** Bear + any table = slow ***
(jokerz) hmmmmmmmmmm
(jokerz) genie??????????
(jokerz) beryl and  xx  at  same  table???
(jokerz) wha t i do to u??
(STGenie) omg no way jokerz!
(STGenie) thats how you HELP me??
(jokerz) i so getttin  bye to finals
(Beryle) if jokerz gets a bye, genie, I want one too lol
(jokerz) only bye  u gettin is a ...good bye
(STGenie) you'll all be getting DQ'ed!
(Beryle) jokerz? I can leave your table if you want me too  lol
(STGenie) that might be a good idea bear..   lol
(STGenie) from a td stand point it is
(Beryle) lol genie           so the table won't be the last to finish?
(jokerz) i not  helpin  ya  anymore genie
(STGenie) bear will slow u down jokerz lol
(jokerz) i gonna let  these 2  run wild
(Beryle) me slow them down?  I thought it'd be the other way around genie

*** second to Nun..***
(STGenie) says ceeshe  is a nun and to move along
(STGenie) hey i'm a nun too.. i forgot about that  lol
(MysticPizza) Way too many nuns ni here.......
(MysticPizza) I'm suspicious.....
(STGenie) lol pizza
(MysticPizza) I wanna see the nunnery y'all went to......
(MysticPizza) Party time!!!!!!1
(STGWeasel) thats nunnnnnnn of your business, pizza !
(cndyd) nun= dont want NUN dont need NUN aint getting NUN!!!! lol
(blondebid)        What has  NUN been doing, Cndy?
(cndyd) nunthin lol

*** Bear + afk player + table = Slow, too  :) ***
(Beryle) genie? we starting slow already rofl         xxraygirl is afk
(STGenie) she better get back very soon.. or u guys play fast!
(jokerz) that is our fast  speed
(jokerz) maybe she fall off her  chair
(jokerz) someone should go look
(STGenie) going to have to replace raygirl soon, jokerz
(jokerz) been tryin for months genie

*** Maybe they should start filming "Lost" in our lobby..***
(STGenie) ray and jokerz?
(jokerz) yes?
(STGenie) why are u2 in lobby? lol
(jokerz) dang what we miss
(scanners) they yippin genie
(jokerz) where are we to be
(STGenie) dont ask me
(STGenie) i'm the lobby person lol
(STGenie) i just know you shouldn't be out in the lobby!

*** "Spanks" for playin with us! ***
(Tabatha) can we go now lol
(STGenie) yes tab  lol
(Tabatha) tyvm abuse is over lol
(STGenie) go rest now
(Tabatha) rubbing my butt
 
*** Hi loppy, meet looooopy ***
(InphasePanic) loppy table!
(STGLynn) was mag's nite to straighten tables sry
(jokerz) my  p   loppy does tht count??
(xxraygirl) nuthin to complain bout...try sittin at loppy table with looooooopy p... then complain

*** The judges ase still out voting on THIS one..***
(STGenie) warm and sky thanks for joining us!
(STGLynn) warm and sky don't leave
(WarmHeart) now would i do that Lynn?
(STGLynn) ;)
(STGenie) oh.. who told them to leave?
(STGLynn) u
(STGLynn) lol
(STGenie) i just thanked them for playing rd1
(WarmHeart) genie did
(STGLynn) uh huh
(WarmHeart) lol
(STGenie) no i didnt!
(STGenie) i just said thanks!  lol

*** weasel’s are great, Rizzo.. once you train em  :) ***
(Rizzo) hey Weasel . . . we bought a weasel recently ;D
(STGWeasel) u cant buy me, rizzo !

*** Why does everything remind Lynn of Food? ***
(Rizzo) brb . . gotta get a ferret whose banging her cage
(STGLynn) rizz has a weasel too?
(STGWeasel) a real one
(STGenie) wonder if rizzo has as many problems.. lynn
(Rizzo) well its close . . a ferret
(STGLynn) but our weasel bangs his head against monitor
(Rizzo) lmao this one bangs her head against an occasional wall
(LeesCrab) our weasel don't know no better
(Rizzo) and ate my loufah
(STGWeasel) only when lynn shows up
(STGLynn) whuts a loufah?
(xxraygirl) scrubby dubby thing for shower
(Rizzo) one of those natural bath sponges
(STGLynn) taste like chicken?
(STGLynn) well somebody ate one

*** Ez come..***
(MysticPizza) Can we have some easy players?
(STGLynn) i'm ez
(MysticPizza) I know
(MysticPizza) Let us have Lynn
(STGLynn) i knew he wanted me

*** We MAY have to get a deadbolt :) ***
{** Enter **} Beryle
(STGWeasel) lynn?
(STGLynn) whut
(STGWeasel) i thought you locked the door
(STGLynn) oops
(Beryle) luv u 2 weasel
(STGWeasel) u do not
(Beryle) do too  lol

*** NOT funny *** -Weas
(STGLynn) i have the hiccups... weas email me a pic of u

*** She knew what Weas was thinkin' before HE did! ***
(STGLynn) and bye the friggin way..... yes genie and weas .. i am feeling better .. rofl
(STGLynn) yep ... they cut out my wisdom.. didn't take that long
(STGLynn) shup weas
(STGWeasel) :)
(STGWeasel) i was gonna ask how long they hadda look for that tooth..
(STGWeasel) but i decided not to
(STGLynn) they told me not to suck for 24 hrs
(STGLynn) i suck all the time
(STGLynn) mag says i suck

*** Where's Magic when ya need her? ***
(STGWeasel) umm genie?
(STGenie) ooooh sorry i pin
(STGenie) sorry!
(STGWeasel) how bous some ribbies!
(kissy) lol
(STGWeasel) bous?
(STGWeasel) bout !
(Mystic) STGenie has toggled kissy's TOURNAMENTCHAMPION status to True.
(Mystic) STGenie has toggled totallyblonde's TOURNAMENTCHAMPION status to True.
(STGLynn) who's the lobby person
(STGWeasel) she's such a slacker, kissy
(STGenie) you've been officially pinned
(kissy) i see that
(STGLynn) and she doesn't pin as hard as mag
(STGenie) its magics job lol
(STGenie) i havent pinned anyone in years  lol
(STGWeasel) kissy..since u have a ribobn already..
(kissy) yes?
(STGWeasel) we had to take yours away..sorry
(kissy) noooooooooooo
(kissy) you cant have my ribbon

*** Covering all bases..***
(STGWeasel) feel better lynners
(STGWeasel) and if u dont feel good, genie..u feel better tooo
(STGLynn) lol