April 1st

*** she knows how this works ***
{** Enter **} jokerz
(jokerz) hello all
(jokerz) hi ya genie
(jokerz) hi magic
(jokerz) i just go start at 64 and wait k????
Editor's Note: Come on jokerz, you don't lose in Rd 1 every single time!

*** ahhh, draw them in with your hosting abilities.. good thinkin Neets ***
(Neeter) Who can not host that needs a hosting pard??

*** oops one disgruntled customer already ***
(nienna) genie...i read your so called news
(STGenie) lol u didnt like it?
(STGenie) we wont show bry lol
(nienna) what do you think!
(nienna) bry who lol
(STGenie) u KNOW i can keep a secret
(nienna) uh huh
(UkerFetish) sure genie
(nienna) i feel real secure
(nienna) you're a snitch genie
(STGenie) i cant help it if you're funny.. nienna

 

*** maybe he took the stairs down to 63, Neeter.. ***
(Neeter) >>>> MANOFPARTS @TABLE:63
{** Exit **} manofparts
(Neeter) or not lol

*** yea mt, weasel is way too old to carry anyone ***
(STGLynn) @table:50 WebTaylor/kardio ~¥§~ huggblebunny/mtheaded
(mtheaded) well weasel at least we won one so i kow it wasnt meeeeee in windsor lol
(STGWeasel) ya..u got a pard that can carry ya !

*** maybe you should have asked for 25 ***
{** Enter **} SharmaineBx
(SharmaineBx) did i miss my game?
(STGenie) sorry sharm..
(SharmaineBx) my bad
(STGLynn) 50 bux and u back in
(SharmaineBx) lol
(SharmaineBx) no ty
(STGLynn) she sayin our tourney not worth 50 bux
{** Exit **} SharmaineBx
(STGLynn) bet she's going to dh's
(STGWeasel) she prolly thought canadian money..and left

*** They have very short attention spans ***
(GEMSTONE) room hugs
(STGLynn) room hugs
(STGWeasel) hoom rugs to you too
(GEMSTONE) ty all
(STGLynn) ok whoever's hand that is better move it or lose it
(STGMagic) hoom?
(STGWeasel) to hoom are u talking to?
(STGLynn) hoom is where the heart is

*** Aren’t hosts suppose to be supportive? ***
(Mystic) Table 50 - (Final): WebTaylor/kardio(0) vs. huggblebunny/mtheaded(10)
(STGWeasel) mt..you're wayyyyyyyyyy over your limit now!
(mtheaded) weasel that two in a row you never win to in the same month

*** Let's hope they don't kill each other in Windsor ***
(STGWeasel) u better keep winning, MT..u need to make all the money u can in Windsor to offset all the stuff your wife buys there
(mtheaded) my wife says she isnt buying anywhere nearly as much money as you cost us in qurters with your euchres
(mtheaded) weasel good news i can write you off as a dependent on my taxes
(STGWeasel) i know why your wife goes out shopping..she cant stand to watch you play !
(STGLynn) a lot of people would like to write weas off hehehe j/k
(mtheaded) weasel been wrote off for years
(STGLynn) i write him off... and he keeps comin back
(STGWeasel) pay attention, mt..those first 2 games were probaly a fluke!
(huggblebunny) no he has a great player with him hehe
(STGWeasel) i may pard with your wife..and YOU can do the shopping !
(mtheaded) hubblebunny carried me both games weasel i cant lie

*** uh oh, don't get in the middle of these two sammie! ***
(sammie) u need a sub I am here
(mtheaded) sammie sub for weasel he cant run a t any better than he can play
(STGenie) weasel is too busy fighting with mt..
(sammie) swill do
(mtheaded) genie it isnt a fight he always comes to a battle of wits unarmed
(sammie) full moon tonight
(STGMagic) are they gonna hit each other in windsor?
(macdoogle) lots of love in room to night (L)
(nienna) love is over rated lol
(macdoogle) not when it from the right person

*** no wonder I hear voices.. ***
(mtheaded) nienna is lynn related to genie?
(nienna) i dunno
(STGenie) hey how did i get in this?
(STGLynn) only by marriage.. her uncle is married to my grandma's 3rd cousin twice removed on my dad's side
(STGLynn) so that make genie her own grandpa
(mtheaded) that makes her your mom lynn lol

*** I think that’s forceps, Lynn ***
(nienna) me and my p have been waiting 3 months forops...that's why i am being a trouble maker =)
(nienna) hmmm, well maybe i would be anyway, to be fair
(riverzzz) lol
(STGLynn) forops?
(nienna) it's russian...for ops lynn
(STGLynn) that's what a dr uses isn't it
(STGLynn) forops
(nienna) i speak 52 languages fleuntly
(nienna) fleuntly = polish for fluently
Editor’s Note: 52 spoken 0 typed

*** cut and paste.. sounds like a sticky situation ***
(STGLynn) @table:63 nienna/riverzzz ~¥§~ chynadolly/cardslinger §¤~~**<§<<** Semi Finals **>>§>**~~¤§
(nienna) can you cut and paste that please genie lol
(STGLynn) no
(nienna) the semi final thingy
(STGLynn) her cut broke

*** Don't bother me, I'm eating ***
(STGLynn) o great.......i have bug guts on my monitor now
(STGMagic) ewwwwww
(STGWeasel) told u not to cook and play at the same time!
(STGLynn) shup weas

*** This isn’t as bad as it looks.. usually he locks the door so she can’t get in! ***
{** Enter **} Beryle
(STGWeasel) beryle ..thanks for joining us tonight..come back and play again next time!
(Beryle) lol weasel luv u 2

*** Like any good host, we always find a way to blame someone else ***
(STGenie) ooooooooooo katie did u lose the game for lilmiss???
(STGenie) you're going to have to tell her.. i'm not!
(KatieKool) think i lost it for dkirk...now i feel bad
(STGLynn) ok now she feels bad ..... u happy now genie?
{** Enter **} LilMissShell
(LilMissShell) that was a mission
(LilMissShell) grrrrrrrr
(LilMissShell) ok did we lose?
(STGenie) yes sorry lilmiss
(KatieKool) its all my fault lilmiss
(KatieKool) genie put me in for ya
(STGLynn) yes blame katie
(KatieKool) lol
(LilMissShell) nah we were getting hammered
(STGLynn) whenever possible we do
(KatieKool) works for me ..might as well join the crowd lynnie lol

*** sighhhhh.. who took the glue???? ***
CONSOL Finals
**TABLE 2**
huggblebunny/mtheaded
~¥§~
nienna/riverzzz
(nienna) yay!!
(nienna) genie did ya see that lol
(STGenie) nienna is in the finalssssssssss
(nienna) yay cut and paste..cut and paste
(riverzzz) yes with me...:))
<<< Editor's Note: yes, let's not forget she had a great pard!
(nienna) mt you gonna open?
(nienna) i might col down
(nienna) cool
(mtheaded) no way we winning when she opens
* STGWeasel copys and pastes nienna saying 'col down'
(Beryle) another addition to the website, genie? lol

*** Tiny bubbles make me warm all over ***
(STGWeasel) magic says u pour mr bubbles in your hottub, lynn
(STGLynn) if he's around.. sure .. tell mr bubbles to jump in

*** Could this be love at first site? ***
(STGWeasel) Lynn LOVES when they say "And what can BROWN do for YOU?
(STGLynn) ooooooooooooo yeaa weas
(Beryle) you getting all this, genie? lol
(STGLynn) just thinkin what i can do for BROWN *wink lol
(STGenie) i dont even understand this.. bear lol
(STGLynn) BROWN = UPS duh..... canucks
(Beryle) hey I'm an aussie, genie, and even I can understand what's being said lol
* KatieKool heard lynn's ups guy is really a bald, short, rather plain joe type... she just has an incredible imagination
(STGLynn) noooooooo he is handsome... got hair too ....... and teeth .. lol
(STGWeasel) must be from out of state, huh, lynn :)
(KatieKool) u found a guy with teeth in ur parts lynn? im impressed
(KatieKool) stop that weas lol
(STGLynn) hrvk hr'd ntrsyhinh
(STGLynn) dang
(STGMagic) what?
(STGLynn) fingers on wrong keys
(Beryle) lynn? can you repeat that in english for us simple people?
(STGWeasel) i know thats yiddish..but i cant figure it out!
(STGLynn) i said
(STGLynn) heck he's breathing
(STGLynn) that's my type

*** Will Bry ever hear the end of this?
(STGenie) river and nienna ... CONGRATS!!! WINNERS of tonight's tourney.. Good Job u2 !!
(nienna) please tell me cosole t gets a perty ribbon genie
(STGenie) lol yes nienna
(nienna) oh yay!!!
(nienna) photo opportunity
{** Exit **} nienna
{** Enter **} nienna
(nienna) well, will ya look at that lol
(nienna) ha! wait til bry shows his face
(nienna) lol
(nienna) and a change to win lol
Editor's Note: Bry better show up soon.. did anyone tell nienna the ribbons only last 48 hours?