March 29th

*** someone tell the old guy we have an express elevator ***
(STGWeasel) @table:61 spud/charmingstar
(spud) o good make the old guy walk all way to 61

*** spit it out.. snake lol ***
(SnakeRiverRat) thx warmmmm twas a pleasure
(WarmHeart) snake?
(WarmHeart) we have another one
(SnakeRiverRat) oh,
(SnakeRiverRat) so coo;
(SnakeRiverRat) L

*** Where's the loner police when ya need em? ***
(blondebid) Heyyyyyyyyy they had way too many loners

*** I did say make it an easy question ***
{** Enter **} Raindove
(Raindove) hey Genie? Magic? Weasel?
(STGenie) yes?
(STGenie) ask me something easy lol
(Raindove) did I get booted from one of your tourney's last night?
(Raindove) lol
(STGenie) we didnt have one
(Raindove) oh ok
(STGenie) oh yes we did
(STGenie) geeeeez
(STGMagic) lol
(STGenie) i dont think so tho rain
(Raindove) my dsl went out RIGHT in the middle of the second game last night
(STGenie) i dont remember if u did
(Raindove) I was so PO'd
(Raindove) well maybe that's a good thing Genie ;)
(Raindove) anyway, wanted to make sure you all knew I am NOT a quitter
Editor's Note: Raindove is NOT a quitter.. Raindove's DSL IS a quitter
(STGenie) lol rain
(Raindove) ; )

*** ahhhh cheats, threats, and spitting.. can ya feel the love?? ***
(Mystic) Table 9 - (Final): nienna/Bry(5) vs. leescrab/quirtle(10)
(LeesCrab) gg all ty weeeee p
(quirtle) hey they did 5 points! they cheated
(Bry) nienna .... what happened ? ... i was disconnected .... did we lose again ?
(nienna) ha ha !!!
(quirtle) nienna won't be laughing at me :-)
(nienna) table 57 my losing p
(Bry) ty quirtle and lees .... good game y'all ... i held back a lot cause i like you both
(quirtle) you supposed to lose twice Bry so get over to 57
Editor's Note: How does quirtle know Bry is going to lose again?
(nienna) table 57 my little nest of vipers
(Bry) oh ty quirtle ... nienna--why can't you be helpful like quirtle ???
(STGWeasel) @table:57 nienna/Bry vs chatgirl/joli
(STGWeasel) @table:57 nienna/Bry vs chatgirl/joli
(Bry) ok ... <spits on palms> .... gotta go teach these kids how it's done
(STGWeasel) wash your hands before touchin those cards, bry !
(Neeter) lmao
(quirtle) be wary bry chat is hard

*** they just never learn ***
(Mystic) Table 36 - (Final): Ladyzeee/MysticPizza(10) vs. bigtedfifty/wickbergmd(7)
(MysticPizza) Pizza's HOT tonight......lol
(STGMagic) i like hot pizza
Editor's Note: to be continued...

*** who's nite was it to pass out the backbraces???? ***
(JJJoanie) OHHHHHHH my back is getting worser

*** she used to watch TV before she found mystic ***
(snoodie) NEETERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(snoodie) whut u doin here
(Neeter) watching the new mystic

*** we are all soooo helpful ***
(Wrangler) tks host for tourneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(STGenie) yw wrangler
(Wrangler) wheres the loserssss door ?
(Wrangler) n/m i'll find it ;)
(STGMagic) >>>>>>>that way
(xxraygirl) just follow jokerz wrangler.........she'll guide you
(koulchick) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that way Wrangler lol

*** Dr. Wrangler?
(Wrangler) xray i c through u !
(Wrangler) :)
(Wrangler) hey drink more milk i see brittle bones :)

*** so much for bragging...
(Mystic) (Update) Table 18 - Ladyzeee/MysticPizza(1) vs. LadyDie/BlackEagle(8)
(MysticPizza) We NEED those back braces.............
(STGMagic) pizza is cooling off

<< a few minutes later >>>

(Mystic) Table 18 - (Final): Ladyzeee/MysticPizza(1) vs. LadyDie/BlackEagle(10)
(LadyZeee) where's those back braces ??????????????????
(MysticPizza) What's a guy have to do to get some back braces??????
(STGMagic) broke
(LadyZeee) waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(STGenie)      _______________________
(STGenie)    |      BACKBRACES FOR      | h_ __
(STGenie)    |              ZEEEEE         | |+|## L_
(STGenie)    |________________.====.__| |_|__ . _}
(STGenie)      `(_) (_)`         `(_)(_)" " " ='= (_)
(GolfFanatic) ask Koul she got a good one
(Neeter) lmao
(MysticPizza) Host's falling down on the job
(STGenie) lol there
(MysticPizza) geeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzz thx......
(MysticPizza) tooooooooooooooooooooooooooo late
(STGWeasel) i hear they're making cement braces zeeeeeeeee
(koulchick) and they think im mean lmao
(STGenie) weasel was in charge of the truck load of braces..
(GolfFanatic) thanks for giving Koul a good one Weasel
(STGWeasel) trampy went thru 'em all
(koulchick) i dont need a brace your doing awesome p

*** DCO 1 STG 4.. least we're winning? ***
(koulchick) everthing in code in here the DCO #1 4 STG lmao
(STGenie) huh?
(koulchick) nvm i think spud spiked my drink lmao
(STGMagic) i dont have a code lol
(spud) pfffffff

*** she's NOT watching the new mystic now ***
(STGMagic) #1 sub neeter
<< tick tock tick tock.. 5 minutes later>>>
(Neeter) am I supposed to be subbing somewhere? i saw my name lol

*** inquiring minds wanted to know ***
(jokerz) gg all ty ty xxray furthest we ever been

*** I gained 5 lbs just watching this conversation ***
(manofparts) need sugar at 42 plz
(STGenie) 42 sugar
(STGenie) sugar?
(STGenie) sweety?
(manofparts) you like your coffee sweet then 42 sygars...I take 3 and thats enough
(STGMagic) lol
(STGenie) 42 please sugar
(STGMagic) equal?

*** sigh, lobby lurkers.. distracting our players!
(koulchick) thats normal dear ask smootcher lmao
(smootcher) what
(koulchick) pay attention flo lol
(smootcher) lol im playing
(koulchick) so get back to it then lmao

*** don't ya wish you were a TD .. they get thingies! ***
{** Enter **} DCODMSnoodie
(DCODMSnoodie) okay I now on new thingie
(STGMagic) you have a thingie?
(DCODMSnoodie) lmao
(spud) o my
(DCODMSnoodie) doesnt every woman??

*** oooo, NOW he’s ready..
(STGMagic) chick/golf .... thnx for playing hope you had fun!
(GolfFanatic) ok we ready for our 2nd chance now LOL

*** I'm not even gonna ask ***
(DCODMSnoodie) okay now I gotta go clean up the macros
{** Exit **} +DCODMSnoodie

*** you sure did teach them kids a thing or two, Bry!
(STGenie) is nienna still playing?
(nienna) oh yes
(nienna) about to lose
(STGenie) and with bry... wow
(STGenie) good job!
(nienna) joli said gg all so not looking too hopeful
(STGenie) lol nienna
(STGenie) i'd say not
(Mystic) Table 57 - (Final): nienna/Bry(6) vs. Joli/chatgirl(11)
(nienna) oh dear lol see..
(Joli) ty u2 your nice people
(Bry) dang my head is spinning ... <reporting to the official mystic school of euchre>
(Bry) good game joli and chat girl .... good chat, chat .... you played your best ... did what you could .... oh well .... <sigh>
(Bry) ty nienna ... you're a talented player ...
(nienna) lol!
(nienna) ty bry
(nienna) i always enjoy losing with you...
(nienna) oh um playing with you

*** has bing resorted to hand-picking her spades players?
(bing) u not playing spades later?
(nienna) nite =)
(STGenie) guess not lol
(bing) sniff sniff
(nienna) oh me?
(bing) yes
(nienna) i don't play
(Neeter) lol
(bing) oh
(STGenie) rofl
(bing) well good that u not then
(nienna) losing at one game is bad enough
(STGWeasel) its ok..genie doesnt either
(STGMagic) i play but bing wont let me
(nienna) i can play
(bing) awww
(nienna) bry can't catch hold of this
(nienna) i'm not taking him to spades
Editor's Note: That's not a problem nienna, mum's the word
(STGenie) lol nienna
(STGenie) (nienna) i can play
(STGenie) (nienna) i can play
(STGenie) (nienna) i can play
(nienna) ok genie, one time me and tou lol

*** 50 bux bing ***
(bing) oh u didnt say dat was finals
(bing) i wanted to play
(STGenie) weasel still has his finals
(bing) weee
(bing) put me in

*** Repeat after me.. ***
(MindFreak) glu2 , but can't say it was a good game tho lol
(STGLynn) yes u can... repeat after me... g g hehe

*** hey, all these initials are confusing! ***
(speedshift) ty for tourney DH wtg
(speedshift) oops STG
(STGMagic) we not dh lol
(speedshift) lol
(speedshift) gj STG
(speedshift) lol

*** Beryle pleads insanity.. well, it’s about time! ***
(Beryle) brb gotta go take my in/sanity pills
(STGLynn) please do
(Beryle) lol lynn I saw that
(STGLynn) ooooo
(STGLynn) thought i typed invisible ink
(HobbyMom) You in BIG trouble now Lynn
(STGLynn) lol
(STGLynn) i'm get skeered if i WASN'T in trouble lol

*** What did you THINK we were talkin about, kanata?? ***
(MCMagic) ready josh?
(MCJosh) I am ready Magic. Are you?
(MCMagic) ready
[NOTICE] *Mystic*:This event's room is shutting down in sixty seconds. Please make your way to another room. Thanks!
(MCJosh) ok let's get off....
(kanatagal) for??? lol
(MCMagic) niters josh hugggs
(MCJosh) nite magic and thank you for your help tonight
(MCMagic) room closing what did you think LOL